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30-Day Warranty
30-Day Warranty
🎁 The perfect gift for your husband
😂 Guaranteed to get kicked out the store
🎅 One press = 15 seconds of trouble
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Pre-Order & Shipping Information
Pre-Order & Shipping Information
CockyHat is currently available for pre-order only. Each hat is made in limited batches by our production partner and checked before it ships, so your order is worth the wait.
Production Time: Please allow 3–6 weeks for your CockyHat to be made and prepared for shipment.
Shipping Time: Once your order has shipped, please allow an additional 3–5 business days for delivery within the United States.
Total Estimated Time: From the moment you place your order to the moment it arrives at your door, please allow approximately 4–7 weeks in total.
Order Confirmation: You'll receive an email confirmation right after placing your order, followed by a shipping notification with tracking once your hat is on its way.
Holiday Orders: Ordering as a Christmas gift? Please order by November 6 to allow for the full 4–7 week window before December 25. Orders placed after this date may arrive after Christmas.
Our Promise: If anything delays your order beyond the estimated time, we'll email you right away, and you can choose to wait or cancel for a full refund, no questions asked.
Questions? Reach out to us anytime and we'll be happy to help.

Warning: Highly Contagious Laughter
The CockyHat isn’t just a Christmas hat. It’s a social experiment. One press of the GET HARD button and the tail springs to life, swinging up and down for 15 seconds straight. Wear it to the family dinner, the office party or the checkout line. Keep a straight face. Watch what happens.